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country roads, take me home

ols posted 07 Dec 2021 17:11

“Veni, vidi, vici.” I came, I saw, I conquered.
As a comment it always struck Vimes as a bit too pat. It wasn’t the sort of thing you came up with on the spur of the moment, was it? It sounded as if he had worked it out. He’d probably spent long evenings in his tent, looking up in the dictionary short words beginning with V and trying them out… Veni, vermini, vomui, I came, I got ratted, I threw up? Visi, vereni, vamoosi, I visited, I caught an embarrassing disease, I ran away?

ols posted 01 Dec 2021 20:41

Sausage, chips, and beans for tea. So good being able to cook what I want 😂

ols posted 01 Dec 2021 17:54

Find your John Lewis ad song. The number one on your 8th birthday covered by the artist of the number one on your birthday in 2017. Obviously don't share it anywhere because that's an opsec nightmare. Just bask in the horror that it probably involves Ed Sheeran.

ols posted 01 Dec 2021 10:41

Inbox zero should not be celebrated

ols posted 01 Dec 2021 08:12

Can't get phished if you never check your work emails